BOWLER SKULL

DOB: September 13, 2005

MASCOT TYPE: Unknown

DESCRIPTION: BOWLER SKULL is a mascot... I think? Has anyone checked up on that? He's a chaotic mess who spins into a spiral of manic energy even when unprovoked. He can eat things, shoot at people with laser eyes and shoot fire from his mouth. It is unknown how he is able to do this, as most other mascots do not have these abilities. He lives in a home he owns in Virginia with Nixon Bubble and Croco.

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Jason Sedghi was a man born in Boston, Massachusetts. He grew up in a stable household and had a lot of friends. He dated Carol Walker in 2026 and died of unknown causes that same year. After this a skeleton reported to be Sedghi's reanimated corpse became a warlock. This is unsubstantiated and has been confirmed to be a hoax by the Boston Police Department.